7cb1d79195 Biker Zombies From Detroit is a horror/comedy contrasting the dark deadly streets of outer Detroit against the posh and protected upscale community of Grosse Pointe. A series of horrific murders are committed in the Detroit area. Now it seems an evil darkness has descended onto the streets of Grosse Pointe, and hidden within is the wrath of &#39;Biker Zombies from Detroit&#39;! Ken Yargeau and his mother Francis relocate from the quaint rural town of Hell, Michigan to the exclusive Detroit suburb of Grosse Pointe. Ken quickly has a rude awakening when he meets the local high school pretty-boys and is immediately spurned by his peers. However, Courtney Goodwyn the local sweetheart finds herself attracted to the new guy in town. And promptly dumps her pretty-boy wannabe boyfriend, Chad Porter. Meanwhile on the gritty nocturnal streets of Detroit, an evil force has returned and begins constructing a modern day army of Zombie warriors. His new generals are here to recapture a world that was stolen from him many eons ago. The leather clad Dark Knights hit the streets on thunderous chrome steeds slaughtering any who stand before them! The final battle begins when the last General is inducted into their ranks and infiltrates Grosse Pointe, the Achilles heel of our self-obsessed society. Bad Bikers, Killer Zombies, &amp; Hard Rock! I rented this pile of sewer waste hoping for a few good laughs. With a title like `Zombie Bikers from Detroit&#39; and with Dead Alive productions stamped on the front cover, you would think that this could be a funny/gruesome film, but no. This is the worst movie I have ever seen (and yes, I have seen all of the Police Academy movies). The story (this is a joke within itself) and the dialogue are atrocious. The make up of the so-called zombies looks like they used one of those two dollar `Make yourself look like a Zombie&#39; kits that you buy at K-Mart.<br/><br/>I would rather watch Beverly Hills 90210 while listening to the Backstreet Boys and be whipped by a 400lb novelty birthday card model than to sit through another single minute of this pathetic excuse for a DVD. Honestly, I could make a better movie with $3, some popsicle sticks and a slinky. I feelif 90 minutes of my life were stripped away from me and taken to the land of Suckdom. I know that tagging on the Dead Alive production doesn&#39;t guarantee a great flick, but you do expect to get your moneys worth.<br/><br/>The only thing that made me happy (save, returning the horrid mass of elephant feces) was that it wasn&#39;t titled `Biker Zombies from Pittsburgh&#39;. I feel for Detroit folks that wasted their hard-earned money on this one. Unless you have been lobotomized . Do not buy, rent if you must But . You will regret it. OH my god definitely on the top 10 worst movies ever made. NO PLOT!!! who was the main character? The guy or the girl. how many times could they have made that cop say &quot; Ill be in the car&quot; ha ha my throat hurt the next day from hurting from laughing so hard no ending what was the purpose of them going after the kid why was there biker zombies in the first place if i ever saw it for sale i would buy it on the spot it was so idiotically funny if you ARe looking for a horror movie stay away from biker zombies but if you are looking to laugh so hard your stomach hurts get this and never return it
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